Thursday, 5 May 2016

Who is the Wierdest of them All?
This is the first, independently verified Selfie of the Mystery Man now known to Law Enforcement Officers World-Wide as The Phantom Selfie Snapper! It was taken in the bathroom of Janice and Ludo Blomquist and explained their discovery of their bathroom mirror standing on the floor and leaning against the wall. Note that in his early Selfies, he is wearing clothes, but that didn't last for long at all!

Ginger van den Berg recognised her kitchen as the backdrop for The Snapper's first Naked Torso Selfie and from small details was able to tell Police Officers that it was taken on the night of the 7th of October 2015, between 11.30pm when she retired to bed and 3.20am when she received a long-distance call from her niece Belinda who is going through an acrimonious divorce and Mrs van den Berg was up for the rest of that night, in and out of the kitchen.
The First time he is known to have taken a shower and used a towel to hide his modesty was in the home of Eleonora Smythe who after recognising her bathroom was able to date the occasion as the 3rd of November, for the following morning she discovered a damp bathtowel in her laundry basket but had no recollection of using it as her cream-coloured towel was still folded over the radiator ready for her morning bath. She worried that she was having 'absences' or 'black-outs' or even 'early-onset dementia' and saw her GP just a few days later and, in his consulting room noticed the image below on his PC Screen and immediately accused Dr Ranfurly Weeks of having illicitly used her bathroom in the middle of the night and it was only after Dr Weeks took off his shirt and displayed his own torso that she was placated and Dr Weeks called the police who quickly realised that this was the Phantom Selfie Snapper's nocturnal work:
The Mobile Phone Charger in the foreground demonstrates how meticulously the Phamtom executes his intrusions and ensures that his phone can be charging while he is in the shower - and this while Miss Smythe was asleep in the bedroom next door, on the other side of the mirror. He is a cool customer!

And nowhere is this demonstrated better than in the shot of himself. pulling up his Tee-Shirt, while his jeans are eased down to display the snopwy whiteness of his shorts. This is a man who looks after himself, not only his body, but his clothing as well. "He is no vagrant," says Police Profiler Gideon Osborne, "he is well-toned, well-groomed, well-dressed - probably handsome and in a senior position in a good profession; he has taught himself, or been trained by an expert, to pick locks, leave no traces, take nothing but photographs: he is obeying 'The Country Code' in other people's homes; almost the perfect guest, he is virtually invisible!"
And Professor Osborne's words were to ring chillingly true when The Snapper began photographing his 'Hosts' without their knowledge or consent!

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